Dear Sister, when visiting from Out-Of-The-Country-Land, where you moved out of a lack of desire to pay income taxes like a normal human being, if you bring no money and are forced to rely upon the willingness of your family to kick your brother out so you can have his room, it is generally considered poor manners to stay up until 2 a.m. complaining about how said room has no ceiling fan. I know that this discrepancy was not intentional, and feel certain that you will be as perfectly pleasant for the remainder of your one month stay as any uninvited guest can possibly be. Thank you.
terrachu: thedarkestdarling: (via happymonsters) Gthnx, Terrah.  I really started crying when I saw this and I don’t know why. Btw, I do not blame you.  I blame my unstable hormones. Ily.

terrachu:

thedarkestdarling:

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Gthnx, Terrah.  I really started crying when I saw this and I don’t know why.

Btw, I do not blame you.  I blame my unstable hormones. Ily.

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puckrachel: (via damnprecious23) YESYESYES.

puckrachel:

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YESYESYES.

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Harry Potter wants to be on Glee.

Well, duh.

OKAY, WELL. I’M GETTING UP AT CRAZY O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING TO SUBMIT MYSELF TO THE TORTURE GOD KNOWN AS AN ELLIPTICAL, SO I’M OFF TO TAKE NOTES AND GO TO SLEEP.

Sleep tight, by sweet Tumblr.

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All that’s true and all that’s you is all that I’m falling over 
All I do is try to fool the storms that keep circling over 
When I’m strong and I belong your charm I can just ignore 
But the a scent I can’t forget but can’t quite recall who wore it 
There’s no way I can stay awake 

Gormless girls the bones of earls adrift in my grey surrender 
Streets of old and hearts to hold grow damp as they start to ember
I’m not upside down, I’m chucked around, late at night I’m grinding
Puddles freeze and huddles sneeze all night in the Park Lane subway 

There’s no way, I can stay away 

Hopeless to resist oh your sweet abyss 
Hopeless to resist oh your sweet abyss 

All that you collected in your lap gathers to confront you 
All your weapons are corroded back, frantically defeated 
On the Piccadilly line divine daydreams take me over 
Why am I thinking of salvation in just another lover? 

There’s no way I can stay awake 
There’s no way I can away 

Hopeless to resist oh your sweet abyss 
Hopeless to resist oh your sweet abyss 

All that’s true and all that’s you is all that I’m falling over 
All that’s true and all that’s you is all that I’m falling over 
All that’s true and all that’s you is all that I’m falling over 
All that’s true and all that’s you is all that I’m falling over

@terrachu

@terrachu

So I got a call from the repo man yesterday: "You put Joseph Sachse and Larry Self out for repo the other day? ... Yeah, Joseph killed Larry and buried him in the backyard."

cyanideandlace:

twined:

cyanideandlace:

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I still say you should dig him up and have him sign. ;D

Haha.  Apparently, he was the broke guy.  The other guy had the job.  So all we have to do is go to the jail and have the man in jail sign, except I don’t really want to confront an imprisoned murderer about his late payment, y’know?

Pshh. You act like he’d kill you, or something!

Well.  Probably not.  But he might jizz in his hand and throw it at me, all

like.

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